Bro.
I got hit on some catfish shit.
Swiped right on Shorty
She was maaad thick.
So I hit her line like:
“Daaamn I fuck with u heavy
And you got that fatty
Gon make me slide you straight in the caddy, like
Ride with daddy.
Let’s leave these streets and crease the sheets
Crib on swole and the drip obese.
I’m tryina taste that fat fat.
Yea stroke game proper but we way past that,
I wanna last dat.
Make sure you know where yo last at
Last first kiss, Last first date
You staying pissed when I come home late.
I was working ma chill,
Pass the plate
Portions stay meaty, you know I’m greedy.
I’ll keep you in the kitchen ankles on swole
Belly getting big, you gon catch another load
Have you feeding them plump titties to my thick thigh kids.
You and I gone live big.
Oversize furs,
luxury everything
his and hers
lush vacations, passport getting bulky
Shorty you’ll love me, abundantly.
But aye before I jump off this cliff for you
Shoot me a full body pic or two.”
And the pic she sent back.
Yo G. I couldn’t tackle dat
Soldier probably wouldn’t salute
Ma wasn’t thick she was straight fat.
Can’t let her be my queen.
Her big ass wouldn’t fit in my dreams.
Ride her in the caddy?
she’d bust out the seams
Try to keep her happy?
She’d eat me out my cream,
Nahmean…
She had a cute face and her mind was tight
Maybe if she worked out she could be alright
But as is won’t work for me
I ain’t one of those types of cats.
I just ain’t into big
like
dat.
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